A mild cerebral hiatus from consciously entertaining expectations from the perilous and numbing things that infiltrate our lives (e.g. bill collectors, crappy jobs, stale relationships, etc). It can last as long as one desires, and, depending on one's skill, can go completely unnoticed.
This work deadline has been the only thing on my mind lately. I think a mental vacation would serve me well.
by CertifiedVibrations August 26, 2008
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Stinky bastard who gets his/her kicks from cracking off hot sulphur clouds all day in elevators.
"See ya later, alligator!"
"Nooo, see YOU later elevator vacator!"
"Gimme five!"

SLAP
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.
Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
by Dead possum April 10, 2016
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What happens when you're suspended from college due to low GPA or other problems.
Dude, my GPA was 0.50, so I had to take a dean's vacation for a semester. Like that was going to make a difference.
by YouFailMyClass November 5, 2009
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A mini vacation to a desolate remote island where there's nothing but a hammock and a grass hut. It's the fool proof solution to man cave invasion.
The man cave isn't working for me anymore, dude. Too many interruptions. I'm taking a Manny Vacation.
by paradiseisle January 18, 2013
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Instead of taking a destination vacation you take a break from life and get high for a few days, assuming this is not your typical daily activity
Dave has a weeks vacation any idea where he is going?

He is broke as shit and can't leave the state, he is probably just going on a drug vacation
by jackstrawtfb October 7, 2013
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