they go around towns n cities in groups as big as der homies aka blazin' squad n so solid crew. they tke da piss outa NORMAL ppl such as greebs, sk8as n goths n ne1 wid a life, sense of humour, n friends!!! lol, this always becomes clear wen dey wlk past u tlkn lyk deyve been smaked in da face wid a fryin pan (do u av 2 spell evryfin 2 dem?!?!) n lookin lyk it 2!!!
male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)!!
female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it!! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip!! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off!!! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless!!!!!!!
all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added
male townies: normally act well 'ard n av der heads shaved in order 2 get street cred (hahaha my arse) from der 'friends' which they av worked so hard to impress (accumplished by either stabbin sum1, smashin sum random persons hed in or gettin sum 12yr old girl pregnant)!!
female townies: wear as much makeup and branded 'sport' gear as they can with the money thier parent/s (dad probably locked up in prison or legged it 2 the otha end of da country in order 2 neva b seen by da motha afta a quickie in da bk of his dads car) scabbed of the council. most clothes bought from a charity shop, market or passed dwn from der older sis or bro who will b da 1 kicken ur hed in coz der younger sibling cant do it!! i'm surprised townies actually have ears coz of da size of earings dey wear i fought dey would rip!! (ohwell as long as it causes dem lots of pain) how many times a wk do they wash their hair n face?? wid the ammount of stuff dey cake themselves in its hard 2 figure out how it actually cums off!!! most find it easier 2 get a townie b/f by dyeing their hair blonde but missing all of the roots so there the original color fuckin pointless!!!!!!!
all townies wear da big puffa jackets, tracksuits, brite white trainers, burberry shit, stupid baseball caps, miniskirts aka belts(girls), high heels, knee high boots, tops which dnt cova nefin n speak in a unidentified language consisting of init m8, fook, s**t, c**t, b*****d, m**a f**k n d**k so much more could b added
wot dya call a townie in a metal box??
SAFE!!
wot dya call a townie in a filing cabinet??
SORTD!!
wot dya call a townie hu worships da devil??
WKD!!
wot dya call a townie on a bike??
THEIF!!
wot dya call a townie in a sk8prk??
LOST!!
wot dya call a townie in a box??
INIT!!
SAFE!!
wot dya call a townie in a filing cabinet??
SORTD!!
wot dya call a townie hu worships da devil??
WKD!!
wot dya call a townie on a bike??
THEIF!!
wot dya call a townie in a sk8prk??
LOST!!
wot dya call a townie in a box??
INIT!!
by greebo_aka_townie_h8a November 21, 2004
anyone who wears nike, sports gear, soccer shirts, bright white trainers, talks like they are black "yo yo yo me homies", are incredibally dumb, hang around in gangs and are complete twats
by ollyj - fuck y'all April 15, 2004
Habitat: Cities, swamps and radioactive crap holes in the city.
Backround of word townie: TOWNIE comes from the Greek word Townificus. This of course means pile of shit and of corse we all know townies are formed from piles of shit but also there is another factor in the making of townies
Making of townies: As explained above townies are formed from a pile of shit but there are many others factors in this. For instance townies are born with bling which is formed from compisites of gold, pastic and also radioactive crap. Contrary to belief townies are born with a hole in their ear this is due to them being half women and allowing them to wear fake jewelry(obviously all townies are male those who look like girl hav a hormonal inbalance of eastrogen and thus overpowering the male hormones).
Backround of word townie: TOWNIE comes from the Greek word Townificus. This of course means pile of shit and of corse we all know townies are formed from piles of shit but also there is another factor in the making of townies
Making of townies: As explained above townies are formed from a pile of shit but there are many others factors in this. For instance townies are born with bling which is formed from compisites of gold, pastic and also radioactive crap. Contrary to belief townies are born with a hole in their ear this is due to them being half women and allowing them to wear fake jewelry(obviously all townies are male those who look like girl hav a hormonal inbalance of eastrogen and thus overpowering the male hormones).
Townies are recognised by there destinctive odor and pungent smell of crap (pungent is actually a real word) They permanantly hav bling on and bling can only be removed by force in which case the townie shrivles into a ball of nothingness. tht bout all i can b botherd to say
by David Nobinson December 30, 2005
Non-conforming teenagers who believe the best way to rebel against society is to wear dark clothing, smoke cigarettes, listen to heavy rock, work at fast food restaurants, and brag about how much they party (when in actuality happens very rarely, possibly never).
Unfortunately for them, they don't realize by acting this way they are only hurting themselves, how they are viewed by the public, and any former relationships (sexual and/or family) they may have had.
Eventually when they hit somewhere in the region of 30 (give or take 5 years), they have a very depressing reality check whilst looking in a mirror; realizing they have a major lack of education, no friends or family, no stable (and good-paying) job, and no pretty, colorful clothes.
Contrary to the European definition (which is stated as someone who wears athletic clothing, plays sports, and fools around with members of the opposite sex persistantly), these townies are viewed as non-athletic, non-appealing, (for lack of a better word) dogs.
Unfortunately for them, they don't realize by acting this way they are only hurting themselves, how they are viewed by the public, and any former relationships (sexual and/or family) they may have had.
Eventually when they hit somewhere in the region of 30 (give or take 5 years), they have a very depressing reality check whilst looking in a mirror; realizing they have a major lack of education, no friends or family, no stable (and good-paying) job, and no pretty, colorful clothes.
Contrary to the European definition (which is stated as someone who wears athletic clothing, plays sports, and fools around with members of the opposite sex persistantly), these townies are viewed as non-athletic, non-appealing, (for lack of a better word) dogs.
"Dude, I'm so bored. Do you want to go townie hunting? There's bound to be atleast 10 by the gazeebo."
by IPWNNUBS July 29, 2006
a white teen who along with their crew try to copy the way of life of black teens. will listen to crappy skank cluber music and be obsessed with modding up crappy cars and dream of driving it when pissed. male townies will select a girl friend and walk with her whilst holdin her hand and also his teeny dick. some boys will be proud of wearing the playboy make and often tuck their trousers into it's socks, maround which is also a fake watch.
townie, the thing wrong with the world, not potheads or skaters or nerds, we all get along if any townies read this (which tey probably can't cos their so inbred) go die in a ditch and rot in hell.
townie, the thing wrong with the world, not potheads or skaters or nerds, we all get along if any townies read this (which tey probably can't cos their so inbred) go die in a ditch and rot in hell.
1aarghhhh i hate f#####g townie scum
they should all be shot.
2hey dude wanna kill skallies and townie scum?
yes lets do that and then we go to www.urbandictionary.com and post the message that townies are dead!!
they should all be shot.
2hey dude wanna kill skallies and townie scum?
yes lets do that and then we go to www.urbandictionary.com and post the message that townies are dead!!
by ihatetownies December 8, 2004
Now where do i start.....? How about the cheap gold jewelry, fake burberry and the threats to all in black? Fair enough i hate townies as much as the next person ( especially wen they come up to you and shout 'gothic' in ur face)but it can't be easy for them payin for all those fags, and that booze.... o sorry i forgot, they nick it.
by Casually dressed and deep in conversation January 14, 2004
a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.
TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
by Ella November 19, 2004