noun /tōst/
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
Seth badly wanted some chocolate milk, but seeing as he had run out of Ovaltine to flavor his milk, decided to drop his trousers and enhance it with his own toast instead.
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