Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you

by Regis March 5, 2008

Toast

A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.

"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"

by ¡EVA! March 3, 2009

Toast

Said when you can no longer be arsed to carry on with the thing you are currently doing.

person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast

by GENER-AL August 27, 2009

Toast

After something has been exterminated in the case of an unanimated object but for an animated object something that "is toast" has been beaten severely.

Knowing that something will be beaten severely or marred: "Man, he shouldn't touch his girlfriend like that or he is toast!"

by Stylux May 13, 2005

Toast

A word to replace the word "Porn" in everyday conversations. Describing the type of "Toast", as well as how it is cooked and prepared determines what type of "Toast" you have "eaten".

"Man, I 'ate' so much 'French Toast' last night!" means "Man, I watched so much French Porn last night!

"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"

by Valmarn May 3, 2010

Toast

Another term for a wimp. See also brian c.

Toast is toast.

by indierockette June 5, 2003

Toast

A dry sarcastic asshole

"After the teacher failed us, his new name was toast."

by Tripod August 8, 2004