tangle elf

an elf who tangles your electrical cords when you're sleeping or not in the room

damn tangle elf fucked up my xbox

by jack owczarek December 30, 2008

Tangled Slinky

The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.

I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.

by Joe Shmo 26 February 14, 2015

tangle elf

an elf that tangles up your electronic cords

a damn tangle elf fucked up my xbox last night.

by jack265 December 21, 2007

Tangled Luggage

Whilst participating in a Devil's Threeway, an incident in which both sets of man balls either touch or become entangled during the act of using the woman/third partner as a pin cushion.

Steve won't be here today because he got a rash from the tangled luggage he got with Franco last night.

by [e-mail] May 5, 2009

titty-tangle

its wen 2 girls give each other titty twisters in a pool full of pudding followed up by biting of the titties and slappin of them also

when girls hate each other they will titty-tangle to the death

by poodinsanborn December 3, 2010

Tangled Web of Lies

When multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. This "web of lies" will not be sorted out until a kid with Pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like Moonshine going down your throat.

"Dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?"
"I don't know... where's that chubby kid with the Squirtle Pokemon card?"

by ReppinLFM April 2, 2009

herp and tangle

(noun). When a person has so many sexually transmitted diseases, they are literally "tangled" in them.

Angela slept with that guy too? That's six this week! I hope she doesn't get the herp and tangle!

by KhmerPrincess March 31, 2011