Dick Thinker 

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

Dick Thinker by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012

Face Thinker 

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.

Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.

Face Thinker by Hypok November 6, 2016

unicorn thinker 

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

unicorn thinker by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

the thinker 

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

the thinker by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018

theoretical thinker 

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.

i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.

theoretical thinker by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019

Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

Dick-thinker by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020

Poon Thinker 

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.

Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways

Poon Thinker by Pooner69 June 12, 2021