Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.

Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."

Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

Thinkerbating 

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.

Well -- I've been thinkerbating......

Thinkerbating by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages

-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating

tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

thinkubating 

Intensely growing and imagining possible ideas.

We need to thinkubate possible seminar topics.

I am thinkubating a new business venture

thinkubating by jenniliz January 7, 2009

Thinkerbation 

n. When a woman or man achieves an orgasm just by thinking of something that is sexually arousing.

She doesn't want anyone ever walking in on her, so she just uses thinkerbation.

Thinkerbation by dmanridd August 16, 2012