St. John's School

The students that go to St. John's are superior to the kids at all the other irrelevant private schools in the Houston Area. Contrary to popular belief no one actually studies they just use that as an excuse to sneak out and party like the vibrant young adults they are. If you actually ever met the kids there you would know what an absolute power house this FINE institution is. If you know of any simple minded people with no personality they must got to Episcopal or Kinkaid because they most definitely wouldn't be at SJS.

Jim: Did you see those kids back there, they're all units!
Bob: Yeah they go to St. John's School

by mdawg32 September 9, 2020

St John's College Cardiff

An absolutely shit school where the teachers basically enforce useless rules because they can. The girls are so stereotypical and snobbish that it makes anyone tear out their eyelashes and pray to God that they find someone good-natured and intelligent. The pastoral head be like giving people detentions like sweets and handing out death stares. Because.

Person: Omg did you hear about that kid jumping out of a window because he was so depressed from school?
Me: Yeah, he was from St John's College Cardiff, LMAO

by gotsacrilege May 12, 2022

St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.

Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"

by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018

St. John the Baptist School

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.

Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”

by Jonaathan April 18, 2019

St John's College Cardiff

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.

St John's college Cardiff is shet

by Stjohnisshet March 21, 2019

St John Payne School

A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls

Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park

by yeetuz May 20, 2019

St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing

"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"

by owobutuwu March 12, 2021