Shit

that brown thing that comes outta yo ass like its slidin' into dms aka doo-doo and crap

Oh shit! I had to shit!

by fazedecipher January 28, 2019

Shit

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.

"Shit! There... there was homework?"

by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014

Shit

Swear word
Meaning: Poop

i took 4 shits today

by ChoicePlayer165YT July 1, 2020

Shit

Something u poop and 💩 and a lot of people are 💩. Thank you and you might be one of these people.

Bruh ur face looks like Shit.

by Do u care what my name is. No June 24, 2019

Shit

Are you really that board and dead inside to search up shit in the urban dictionary? Well im here to help. 1. Get some help. 2. Make some friends. And 3. Get something to do in life PLEASE your life depends on it look at your dog he’s slowley dying while you have been on urban dictionary for 3 hours. GET SOME HELP!!

1. shit my dog is dying
2. Shit i dont have a life

by I like yo cut g 👋🏻🥔 November 21, 2020

Shit

Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.

Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???

"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"

"No Morgans shit at replying"

In conclusion, Morgan=Shit

by Ddom12 November 26, 2017

Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019