The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 13, 2013
An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.
Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
by Skelletor Faceface January 27, 2009
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club is a euphenism that refers to the club that is referred to by the Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's all the lonely people the band referred to in an earlier song, it's the alienated people. The Beatles are portraying to be the "spokesperson" band for that club. The album is a concept album that deals with the subject of alienation. That would be explored in more extensive detail in the double album The Wall by the band Pink Floyd.
After Steve, Ben and Greg swindled me out of $60 (I thought they were my friends) and Sara Ann left me for Joe I have become a member of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. There's no one in this building I can hang around with this weekend.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 3, 2007
Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.
by bEATLe_PauL June 2, 2005
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the greatest rock album you'll ever hear...besides The Beatles' Revolver.
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
1.) A Beatles album in released in 1967. Viewed by many as the most influential album of all time and the #1 greatest album on the Rolling Stone Top 500 Albums list. A concept album in which the Beatles played as the band in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, with members such as Billy Shears and the Hendersons.
2.) When an album is considered the greatest in it's genre.
2.) When an album is considered the greatest in it's genre.
"SPLHCB was one of the greatest albums ever!"
"You have to buy 'What's Going On?'. It's the Sgt. Peppers of soul albums."
"You have to buy 'What's Going On?'. It's the Sgt. Peppers of soul albums."
by Revolver July 27, 2004
The best album ever made, by the Beatles. The cover has over 70 people on it, and it itself contains 13 tracks, including Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Lovely Rita, and A Day In The Life. It topped the Rolling Stone's list of top 500 albums, and is by far the band's best album, selling millions of copies.
by zippy117 January 4, 2009