Preemptive trolling 

The act of writing social media posts to create a screen around the person/thing you are supporting. The post will assert that anyone complaining or questioning your issue is a cooker, idiot, racist, bigot, L/RWNJ, political shill or similar. This is particularly the case when discussing matters of opinion, as opposed to matters of fact.
Examples would be “Those who vote against the upcoming …… are ……. “, or “If you think……., you ARE the problem”.

“That’s some nice preemptive trolling there, not too keen to defend your point then?” “His posts on twitter are just bulls$#t, nothing but preemptive trolling to shut down discussion”

Preemptive trolling by Piiilot July 18, 2023

Preemptive Nullification 

the intellectual frustration experienced when a carefully crafted correction is rendered irrelevant by a more egregious, unanticipated error on the part of the interlocutor.

“My critique suffered from a preemptive nullification—their misunderstanding was so fundamental it rendered my subtle objection moot.”

Preemptive Nullification by Mietzsche July 12, 2025

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

pre-emptive dumping by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Peemptive Strike 

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

Peemptive Strike by proooj March 23, 2016

Pre-emptive Strike 

A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who did the surprise attack and write the history books.

The U.S. did a surprise missile strike at the beginning of the Iraq War known as a "decapitation attack". Shouldn't this be a day that will live in infamy as well?

Pre-emptive Strike by R. Kemp April 23, 2005

Pre-emptive sex pushups 

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

Pre-emptive sex pushups by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

Pre-emptive exaggeration 

The act of exaggerating a story, because you think everyone will assume you are whether you do or not.

Pre-emptive exaggeration would be telling your friends you were in line for 2 hours when it was only 1, because you know if you say 1 they will assume you were exaggerating and it was only half an hour.

Pre-emptive exaggeration by Perfect_Blue September 10, 2011