pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooch

occurs in a few Frank Zappa songs always as a verb, usually meaning fuck, also to form a particular embouchure

wouldn't pooch the guys in the band; sides of their faces pooch out at the corners

by ra23871 August 31, 2013

pooch

Another word for a fat pussy.

I regreted boning her after I saw that pooch.

My mom gave me birth from that pooch.

Hail the pooch.

Seth Rogan was once a pooch.

by jesuswasahippy September 28, 2011

pooche

extra fat and/or skin in your lower abdomen area

if you eat too much, your pooche will grow

by bella0613 November 14, 2010

pooch

someone who does absolutely everything for you with no expectation of getting anything in return. they do anything to make you happy and they always cheer you up and make you laugh. a pooch knows you better than you know yourself

i love my pooch

i love that boy he’s my pooch

by krpmrz3024 November 25, 2018

pooch

Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.

Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*

by dustitall November 22, 2011

pooch

Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.

Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.

by paulasquared December 28, 2005