October 26

October 26th is national penis day! Celebrate the wonderful pecker between the men’s legs!

You: it’s October 26th! You know what that means! happy national penis day!

Friend: what’s that?

You: the day we appreciate and celebrate the penis!

by BigDaddyBick October 26, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush for nudes day!

“Hey sally can i have your nudes?”
“ No”
“ it’s october 26”
“Ugh ok”

by You mum gay October 21, 2019

October 26

National finger in butthole day

Clench your cheeks it’s October 26.

by Finger in butthole guy October 22, 2019

October 26

a day to appreciate every ella you know

“omg it’s october 26th, let’s buy ella presents cause we love her!!”

by happyhoe October 24, 2019

October 26

Kiss your bestfriend whos name is Jomi day.

"Its October 26 so you have to kiss Jomi today."

by yakwtfii October 17, 2021

October 26

On October 25 it’s national sleepover day invite all your friends over because today is sleepover day

Susie:hey you wanna have a sleepover

Sarah:ummmm
Susie:but it’s national sleepover day, October 26

by Urmomgayyy October 25, 2019

October 26

If you were born on this date you FUCKING SUCK AT GIVING HEAD that shit is so fucking sloppy

Ava gave some sloppy head because she was born on October 26

by Bill gates 6969696420 October 16, 2019