national my man but not my man day

january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT

“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”

by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 6, 2021

suck my cock day (december 21st)

you suck my cock on december 21st

dude its suck my cock day

holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock

suck my cock day (december 21st)

by suck my cock man December 20, 2020

national touch my boob day

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.

elosie:*touches her friends boob*

alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”

by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019

Why is my pee red day

On December 01 at 6 PM GMT. Everyone google "Why is my pee red", to confuse the hell out of search algorithms

Frank : Why are you searching that?
Perri : It's why is my pee red day.

by November 20, 2020

You Can Have My Back Any Day

What you say to your friend when you are secretly in love with them.

Eddie: “You can have my back any day”

Buck: “or, you know, you can have mine”

by buddielust January 12, 2021

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

by Jamaican buddy April 15, 2019