Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.
"He is my future," she said, for Mike is a Mike. And a Mike is what somebody would call perfection in it's purest and rarest way.
by Reality's blood December 5, 2016
This specimen is the hottest guy you will ever meet. In his own words, he can pick up any chick he wants. He has a jawline that can cut paper. He drives only the coolest of cars (it's worth $50,000 bro!!). He's in only the coolest of fraternities (not Sigma Chi cause that's gei). This mans can chuck only the fattest of clouds. Many consider him to be the grand master wizard of the Vape Nation. The sexy a$$, confident frat boy is all you need to fulfill your dreams (unless, of course, you are not trying to be in an abusive relationship). He will buy you anything you want (cause his dad is rich (and oh yeah, he is worth $2.7 million)). He is very mindful of personal boundaries and will respect woman cause that is what he is good at. (PS - sucks toes if you ask)
Matt: "Dude, maybe she wasn't into you."
Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"
Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."
Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"
Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."
by i swear im not gei April 9, 2019
by TheOtterOfLyfe July 29, 2017
Mike-ock
by 69420JoeMama69420 October 23, 2019
Mike's the type of guy any girl would love to have. He's very random and can always make you laugh. He was the cute shy guy in school which made all the ladies go crazy for him. ;) He's changed a lot since then and everyday is like a new begining. He likes to rap and is very good at doing it!! Sometimes you'll be frustrated at how easy his words come out, but heck you cant be mad cause its just so darn cute. He's that boy you always dreamed about but never thought existed.
by CinniMON March 4, 2010
I Miked it
by lucylucylulu February 23, 2010
A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year
Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.
Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
by dave555123 November 18, 2010