Ginger midget 

A short person with red hair

"Is that a leprechaun?" "No, it's Danny. He's just a ginger midget"

Ginger midget by Thrayse September 10, 2014

National midget day 

National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up

Happy national midget day bro

National midget day by The fake Mickey Mouse October 22, 2018

Midgetville 

An "urban legend" concerning a gated community of little people. This gated community "Midgetville" is said to be the lair of very violent midgets. It is said that they have great hostility towards people who are not vertically challenged, so when people of the non-midget variety enter the gated community they pelt the visitors with rocks and open a fun-size (very small/child size) can of whoop-ass. Some say it is somewhere in Long Beach California

The pack of angry midgets from the "little people gang" killed the five foot giant as he entered Midgetville.

Midgetville by Arturo Torres May 2, 2008

midget sailing 

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

midget sailing by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010

midget nugget 

A MIdget with no arms or legs

“ Yo bro why does everyone call u a midget nugget” because I lost my arms and legs and I’m a midget

midget nugget by Phil Mewithcum February 16, 2019

National Midget Threesome Day 

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

National Midget Threesome Day by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

piss midget by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006