Midge

Someone that has blue hair and wants to play on swing sets 24/7. The word "idge" can be in many different words meaning small or has blue hair. So basically the M just means likes to play on swing sets but midge is the mostly the word.

I am a midge becasue i love to play on swing sets wahoo!! but i dont have blue hair.

by Midge the 1st April 23, 2005

Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

dirty midge

A dirty midge is someone who hoards all of the rtx3099's he can find

Fuck me I cannot find a graphics card thanks to that dirty Midge

by Venox2 July 9, 2021

Midge

Short for midget (ironic I know)

“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”

by BigDickedMidge July 22, 2020

midges dangler

A measurement term for being extremely close to size

Close enough it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midge

an adjective used to describe something that is smaller than the normal version of it (related to the word midget)

"are cigarettes midge cigars, or are cigars giant cigarettes?"

by pponchy July 5, 2018