a julio is usually a caring, funny guy that usually has many girls chasing over hym. is usually short but very hot nd attractive. knows how to makee someone smile nd is really good a skateboarding and or anykind of bikes. can b very popular and sometimes a jerkk but is very kool nd fun to be with. has a nice ass nd is a sex god... i adore my hobo julio. VERY sexyy.
nerd: woah! look at that kool dude! is he criss?
nerd #2: nahh man he's kooler than criss!, he's julio!!
Nerd: woahh!! hey julio!! ur kool! nice butt
julio: uhhh thanks? hey.
nerd: :D
by eatmewhileimhot!! August 24, 2010
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A man with the exreme essence of a nigger.

Super gay in a cool way.
"Hey, i smell shit. Oh, julio just walked in. Shit."
by VinDaBeast_03 November 16, 2016
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julio a.k.a Big Dick bandit, he will break an entry! steal your DVR, TV, XBOX, and fuck your girlfriend and/or wife, or big sister/Lil' sister(at least 16yrs old)
Guy; what da fuck?!!! someone broke an entry!! My xbox is gone and 'her' pussy has been tampered with, I bet it was JULIO!!!! FFFFAAAAKKKKK!!
by beastBoi July 15, 2012
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Hardworking werid looking usually is Mexican asf and drives a white truck funny cool to hang out with usually has a hot girlfriend named Marisol and looks like Gerald from
Finding dory
Is that julio the beaner
by Looollllllllllllll March 20, 2018
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Obese,hairy,greasy,going bald,messed up grill havin man.
You:yo,what happened to your eyes?

Me: I looked directly at Julio! Now I'm blind!
by siciliana May 9, 2014
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