The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.
Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.
by Retrogurl February 12, 2014
Get the street joggermug. When a person wears stretchy clothing ie leggings and seduces innocent bystanders with their false bodily curves
Jackie committed jogger fraud today. I thought she had a nice ass but we all know it's flat behind those leggings
by Caughtthatbullet January 12, 2024
Get the Jogger fraudmug. by Devt28 January 13, 2018
Get the jogger nutsmug. Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.
by wch-meister January 1, 2018
Get the jiggy joggermug. by smalldick12484 December 31, 2022
Get the Hands in Joggersmug.