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juggernaut 

The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.
Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!
juggernaut by LCpl Ross July 2, 2005
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Juggernawesome 

The absolute highest level of awesomeness that one being or thing may achieve, it is a term that cannot be beaten by saying "more juggernawesome" because the only thing cooler is Chuck Norris
The preview for the Transformers movie is JUGGERNAWESOME!
Juggernawesome by Danno1138 July 27, 2007

juggerdike 

1.) A very muscular woman with short hair or thought to be a homosexual.

2.) The combination of Juggernaut and Dike.
I bet that juggerdike, Cassi, can bench press 315 easy.
juggerdike by Hot Gerald January 4, 2009

juggermankles 

A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.
We have a juggermankles in the office here, I'm thinking of recruiting her for the football team.
juggermankles by jeru411 October 16, 2008

the juggernaut bitch 

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.
juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".
Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.
Joggers Purse by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

jugger pussy

def #1. very large vagina. or def #2. any person on call of duty 4 or 5 that uses the juggernaut perk
exp.1- damn tommy did you see that strippers vag? haha ya i did it was a jugger pussy... exp.2- what the fuck teddybear14 it took me all my ammo to kill you... your such a jugger pussy..
jugger pussy by nemisis9 April 27, 2009