An arrogant little pussy brat who fucking cries at everything. He always seams concerned about what everyone does, but is really an attention whore. He loves to play sports, but really sucks at it, Jocks are retarded and pretend to like everyone, even though they hate everyone, but everyone hates them too. Jocks are always fat asses, they're parents treat them like the shit, and they think they are. They can't get girl, and people who argue with them always win, that leads to the Jock hating the arguer and bitching about him behind his back, and the arguer knows. Jocks are the lowest form of life, they are not even human.
by jockh8r April 2, 2010
Overly Scottish individual concerned primarily with Scottish affairs such as devolution/drinking/xenophobia. Usually associated with north east Scotland. Not to be confused with 'Smackheids', who hate anyone not from their local area but lack the presence of thought to quantify their feelings, and the physical/mental ability to act on their feelings. Notable skills include fighting/taking offence at inanimate objects and rallying against those different to themselves. Frequently seen wearing traditional dress without good cause. All Jocks watch 'Braveheart' frequently believing it to be the best movie ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
That Fanta pants is a raging jock, between Buckfasts ~(buckie) he told me to 'get tae fuck' on account of me not being born on the same housing estate as him.
That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.
That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.
by Someone of sound mind April 2, 2009
Someone practicing any given sport to impress rather than performing for glory and who usually has the I.Q. of his jersey's number.
by Clutterbocks September 28, 2010
Stupid assholes who get all the popularity in high school. These assholes are present in almost every school and pick on the intelligent people because they think they're numero uno. They usually wear their pants halfway down their ass, listen to garbage rap music, wear caps back to front, play football or soccer and are arrogant, rude, selfish bastards who pick on decent, hardworking people. They always get the girls and go on dates and to parties with them even though they only care about their boobs and butt. They think that their talent in their stupid sports will get them anywhere in life when in actual fact they only will only be able to work at McDonald's, burger king, hungry Jack's and KFC because their too dumb to get a real, decent paying job. They are often high on marijuana and get all high in the corridors at school and beat up or talk shit about whoever walks past them. Outside of school they often do stupid shit like throwing rocks at cars, trashing cafes and hotels in their own gang and walk down the mall with their garbage rap music playing on max blast going " oh look at us were the number 1 gangsta". They get all straight D's or E's because they have an IQ of 0. The attitude they carry is repulsive and when they are adults they usually live in granny flats with $2 left after paying rent.
Jock: * smokes marijuana while playing football*
Nerd: *watches in silence*
Jock:* Turns on Gucci gang by lil pump*
Nerd: can you please turn it down a bit
Jock: Shut the fuck up shit cunt nobody cares , i bet you listen to emo trash don't ya bro
Nerd: * punches jock in the face and walks off*
Nerd: *watches in silence*
Jock:* Turns on Gucci gang by lil pump*
Nerd: can you please turn it down a bit
Jock: Shut the fuck up shit cunt nobody cares , i bet you listen to emo trash don't ya bro
Nerd: * punches jock in the face and walks off*
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