ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.
person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"
by The Half Blood Unicorn November 19, 2011
by asdf March 3, 2005
you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.
by gramu March 31, 2009
An ugly ho who thinks she is dating Pac, Stoltz, and kmart at the same time, a delisional freak who needs to stop being a homie hopper and just be with dyl.
by kelscas December 18, 2007
A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.
by double90 December 10, 2020
by bttfboy December 7, 2015