if you’re seeing this on a snapchat story 9/10 times this is a thirsty middle school girl who actually wants you to ask her what’s wrong and tell you all her problems and force you to deal with them. this is decieving as fuck and a thirst trap. steer clear of someone who says this
hella thirsty 8th graded: “no one hmu only the real ones know what i mean. they know who they are”
a caring and sensible person: what’s wrong

8th grader: well it’s all started on a gloomy afternoon in july......
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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To ask someone to "hit them up"(hmu) for a "to be honest"(tbh). Basically you text them referring to the hmu for a tbh and they tell you how they really feel about you, or you give them the name of a person and they say how they really feel about them. Most of the time they lie, so don't trust their "real" opinion too much. Mostly used on Snapchat
Person1: Hmu for a tbh about someone I know and I'll tell you how I feel about them.

Person2: How do you feel about Person3?

Person1: They can be ok at times, but they can be really annoying every now and then. Also their breath smells horrible all the time. Even after they brush their teeth.

Person2: Dang...
by WearHeeliesToEscapeYourFeelies October 23, 2017
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Some stupid shit middle schoolers say on their snapchat story when they are "depressed" and want attention.
Jess- Did you see Abi's story?

Gigi- Yeahh she posted don't hmu.
Jess- what happened to her?

Gigi- I don't care.
by monkeypott December 14, 2019
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don't hit me up; don't text, call, or message.
im so busy rn, don't hmu
by juulia69 March 3, 2021
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something someone says on their snapchat story if they have no streaks/their streaks don’t respond to them and no one likes them.
Jeff said on his snapchat story “new ppl hmu” i bet nobody hit him up, just blocked him and ignored his story.
by A_richards October 11, 2017
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