Gracing 

When an individual escorts another individual back to their place of residence in a platonic manner, generally at the end of an evening.

Where is Alice taking Bob?

Oh, she's gracing him.

Gracing by NorthCat February 20, 2017

Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family

Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict

Asian Grading Scale by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020

grasping at straws 

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

grasping at straws by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005

Grasping at Straws 

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

Grasping at Straws by Gramarye June 16, 2008

cheese grating 

to absolutely destroy an opponent

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!

cheese grating by faggotchomper November 15, 2014

groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.

Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.

groping by V For Victoria April 26, 2006

ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM 

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY

MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020