flesh wound

when one's arms and legs have been chopped off, but pretends that it is not so, as in monty python.

"'tis only a flesh wound!"

by msjazz March 14, 2006

waste of flesh

acronym: WOF

A person that is worthless or of no use, excrement from a human being.

Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.

by wof May 2, 2008

Flesh Flute

A mans penis, especially when another person is playing it.

David is a master at the flesh flute.

by Tatanka September 11, 2003

Only Flesh

Sleazecore Noiserock Industrial Body Mutilation Musick, based out of Columbus, Ohio USA. Only Flesh shows include their trademark sleazecore noise rock, accompanied by various body mods and intricate and lavish suspensions all through the performance. If your lucky you might even see an occasional apperance by the vice squad, fire dept, and or local news team.

" That Only Flesh show last nite f@cking OWNED!!!"

by KarenLess November 21, 2004

press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.

John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.

by RexGibson August 11, 2004

Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 22, 2013

flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 24, 2009