Philadelphia Flashbang

Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.
Sean pulled a quick Philadelphia Flashbang on Oliva and she had no clue it was cumming.
by The Ill Tits Bo$$man December 3, 2009
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When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.
The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.
by CraZyMaNiac January 8, 2008
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Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang
"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"
by Gman494423 September 14, 2011
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when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these
eric: yoooo jess is so gross she likes Russian flashbangs
Jim: yo wtf
by child eater January 6, 2021
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Non consensually peeing on partner during shower sex
Dude I took a hooker into the shower and gave her an aquatic flashbang
by Señorguido March 18, 2019
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When you cum in her eyes and rub chicken and rice on her tits.
Dude, yesterday I met this girl and she let me Indian Flashbang.
by mangsu liswon January 11, 2018
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Used to describe someone so ugly you're blinded and deafened upon sight.
Fuck. Angela is flashbang ugly.
by Lord Faggetron December 24, 2009
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