desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 5, 2004

desperate

raj


apparantly definitions have to be 20 letters or 30 words, which really sucks so lets just say that this little blurb didn't happen, i want to have the effect of just having "raj"

raj is really desperate

by raj October 31, 2004

desperate

for full definition, see karla briggs.

"look everybody, my name is karla!"

by that guy November 4, 2004

As desperate as

Comparison indicating degree of desparation

As desperate as the waters of the sea & as torn as the winds of the storm, can be adapted or improvised i.e. could've sworn, moderately...

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Desperation

I mean really. That's all it is. You so desperately want to have control over mind it is appalling.

Hym "No, seriously. You need to take a long hard look at yourselves. You really require me to care more about your lives (and by extension you families lives) than I do my own. If I don't it's considered some profound moral failing but it doesn't work the other way around. If I expect what YOU expect I'M STILL THE BAD GUY! You want me to care about your thoughts more than my own. It's just desperation. Desperation to be the thing that decides what happens."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

desperate af

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.

"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"

by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.

Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014