"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."
by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011
when you rizz someone up and they deny that they have been rizz, saying that they haven’t been “rizzed up”
by jeesusbooger September 3, 2022
Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"
Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."
Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."
Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."
by abscorpio2 October 13, 2010
1. Tease and denial is a phrase used to describe when a chick teases you sexually and continually brings you to the edge of orgasm, over and over again, for as long as she wants, only to tuck your pecker away and kiss you goodnight in the end.
2. Tease and denial can also result in an orgasm after the female is done teasing toward edge, and denying.
See "chastity" for information on long-term tease and denial.
2. Tease and denial can also result in an orgasm after the female is done teasing toward edge, and denying.
See "chastity" for information on long-term tease and denial.
1. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. I was trying to get to sleep with my balls burning for 3 hours.
2. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. She teased my dick until I was about to cum, then she'd stop. Then she'd start up again, then stop, then start, all night. Finally she gave me the best orgasm of my life!
2. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. She teased my dick until I was about to cum, then she'd stop. Then she'd start up again, then stop, then start, all night. Finally she gave me the best orgasm of my life!
by I fucking love heroin April 18, 2009
Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
by Wikkid Dragon March 5, 2006
D.B.F.
The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
The denial boyfriend is a guy who is your boyfriend although he publicly denies it. This guy will meet your parents, buy you roses, have sex with you exclusively and spend most of his time with you cuddling but when it comes to his boys he introduces you as his "friend".
The reasons are any one of the following:
1) You are unattractive or not cool and he doesnt want to admit he is with you.
2) He is trying to keep the door open in case something better comes along.
3) He wants to be free to try internet dating.
4) He is noncommittal
5) You are so amazing he is intimidated.
Warning ladies: If you go along with this for longer than 6 months well good luck to ya this guy will never commit and continue stringing you along...he might be really sweet to you in private when no one is looking.
by coolgirl April 20, 2005
After a white or any non-asian male has fornicated with their first Asian they immediately begin to see Asian females everywhere and as more attractive than they previously thought. The denial occurs when the non-Asian male refuses to believe that they have now been infected with Yellow Fever.
I boned my first Asian yesterday and now all I see are cute Asians running all over but there is no way I have Yellow Fever! I love white girls! Nah bro, you're in yellow denial! you love them Asians
by DruAshley January 21, 2010