The Crooked Arrow is a term used by certain Native American Indian tribes to describe the best and the bravest of all hunters. Whomever could hunt and kill with the crooked arrow was considered to be the most skilled and feared hunters of the tribes.
by Blueknight77 May 29, 2017
A "blogger" residing in Mays Landing, NJ, who spends his time hiding behind a computer screen judging innocent people. Most of the victims of his slander are deceased people, dead from accidents.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,
"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"
The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,
"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"
The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
"How can I even begin to describe how much I want Michael Crook dead?"
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
by Ladedaaa24 June 30, 2009
An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.
This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"
This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"
by MadP July 13, 2010
by it’s 3:34 April 16, 2020
Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"
by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010
Crook town is a shithole full of chavs, emos and sluts. All you see is 10 year olds smoking or taking drugs. Barely any 12 year old virgins left in crook. A place where you will end up getting stabbed!
by Meadows mafia lass June 25, 2014
by hook or by crook, johnny was gonna get that done and prove it to everyonme that he was the best around
by raffle October 5, 2006