3 definitions by MattyMcMutant

Shwack

White crust located in the corners of a mouth. Sometimes due to thirst or cottonmouth.

Matt: Yo dude, you got some shwack on your mouth.
Eric: Oh shit (wipes mouth) Thanks!

by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

Crooked Lou

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol

Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"

by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

Burmp

a statement used after a disappointing comment.
awful, unlucky, that sucks, too bad, unfortunate

*other spellings may be (but not limited too):

Burrrrmp, Bermp, Berrrrmp, Brrrrrrmp

Gary: "DAMN! I dropped my cigarette in the toilet"
Matt: "Burmp"

Gary: "After I took a massive dump, I noticed there was no toilet paper"
Matt: Burmp

by MattyMcMutant February 4, 2010