1. n: A person (in particular a male) that has ver feminine taste in music, also in general has a dejected cynical attitude towards life and society,often seen lack of sports, spend all day daydreaming, self-sympathizing, and finds soft lazy boring music as a cure to insomnia.
2.vi: The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.
3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.
2.vi: The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.
3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.
1. A:Eww, my dormmate is all about suicidal fancies and soft indie whining music.
B: He's such a coldplay.
2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.
B: Y?
A: I coldplayed.
B: NO WAY!!!!
3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!
B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.
A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!
B: He's such a coldplay.
2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.
B: Y?
A: I coldplayed.
B: NO WAY!!!!
3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!
B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.
A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!
by No Dumb Talking February 6, 2011
by 4playangel July 25, 2011
1) A band, which I must say, has become overrated, nonetheless a good band. I personally greatly enjoy their music.
It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.
2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes
It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.
2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes
1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.
Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI
Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG
2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.
Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI
Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG
2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.
by ROFL GTFO NOOB June 29, 2005
A band great for someone who has never listened to Radiohead, U2 or Oasis. You basically have to have very bland and generic music tastes to enjoy them. Being a Coldplay fan is like the music equivalent of enjoying Twilight.
This douche "Coldplay is so awesome!"
Me "Well they're okay, but they are nothing special."
This douche "Shut up! I bet you listen to Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco! Loud music without depth or soul!"
Me "Um, know, not liking one band does not entail that I like these bands at all. Just let me listen to whatever I like to listen to."
This douche "Idiot!"
Me "Just leave me alone."
Me "Well they're okay, but they are nothing special."
This douche "Shut up! I bet you listen to Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco! Loud music without depth or soul!"
Me "Um, know, not liking one band does not entail that I like these bands at all. Just let me listen to whatever I like to listen to."
This douche "Idiot!"
Me "Just leave me alone."
by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012
"Once, I listened to a song by Coldplay, and I liked it so much I went out and told my friend's mom that Coldplay is really good and she should probably buy their newest album because it's really good."
by Excellent June 15, 2003
"Literal" meaning= Some band people argue wether it's better than radio head
URBAN meaning (the one that REALLY matters)=Sexua techniques involving ice and refrigerators, better if combined with watersports
URBAN meaning (the one that REALLY matters)=Sexua techniques involving ice and refrigerators, better if combined with watersports
I'm totally into coldplay, I screwd my girlfriend in a tub o' ice and use an Alaskan pipe to please her
by JeffZhang May 17, 2005