by thorykuleelsum February 4, 2011
A Canadian is basically someone with a weird English accent, a flapping mouth and PacMan head, and loads of farts and queefs up their butts.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 18, 2022
A person that says 'A' after every sentence they say, lives off maple syrup and booze and looks like a moose be for they put their make up on. Has drive by snow ball fights and get cheep meds.
by M.E.X. May 2, 2010
by Illmathematical October 22, 2020
Person: Is that guy from Canada?
Other person: yes he clearly speaks Canadian
Canada person: Canada Eh.
Other person: yes he clearly speaks Canadian
Canada person: Canada Eh.
by Donald Trump 2.0 August 8, 2018
by HoneyBeeChitlins February 5, 2010
Canadian- A group of people who cannot refrain themselves from using the word “eh” after every word. Side effects from hearing Canadians include getting wasted, constant vomiting, Excessive drug use, loss of consciousness, depression, and or thoughts of suicide. Do not go to Canada if you have any of these pre-existing side effects. Results of entering Canada with pre-existing side effects include High blood pressure, lost body parts, sudden urge to play hockey, to spell words wrong, and in some cases death. Take all measures to avoid Canadians if you have already experienced confrontation with them. See your local doctor for further questions
Patient: Doctor am I going to be alright?
Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.
Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.
by WEAREMERICA July 4, 2012