call of duty

a practice which involves sucking out your own eyes and losing all your friends simotaniously

-"hey bob get the new call of duty game?"

-"im not your friend anymore."

by greg dugan April 26, 2010

call of duty

sucks.

person 1: i just got call of duty! it kicks ass!

person 2: Tell that to The Legend of Zelda, which has won game of the year at least 3 times, and takes more than a week to beat.

person 1: herp a derp de derp

by the smart part of the world December 23, 2010

call of duty

a failure of a game series due to bullshit kills and quick-scoping, pure and simple trash, requires hours and hours of concentration to think your getting good until youtube and machinima proves you wrong. if your k/d isn't above 1 you are wasting your time

"dude so i plowed my girlfriend last night!, she said i was about as good as call of duty!" :P

by BadCompany4TW March 14, 2011

Call Of Duty

Stress.

*dead* run *dead* repeat.*beep*eject disc(Call Of Duty)

by Stewie griffin November 28, 2012

call of duty

Also called Grenade of Grenade. A shitty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven't played any better games in their lives. Playing this is somewhat comparable to playing Desert Bus, it's unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism Desert Bus has, making the latter a better game by default.

Person 1: Call of Duty is so good!!!!!1

At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.

by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

Call Of Duty

A silly video game played by teenage and adult men. This game is addicting for two reasons. One: To stop men from having a life. Two: A punishment from God to make sure men never have sex.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.

Call of duty is beast man.
Only if you never wanna get some!

by Moooomooo March 27, 2010

Call Of Duty

1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.

2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.

Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!

Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.

by Arman B. December 20, 2010