Scottish:

Fife slang term for the nectar of the gods Barrs Irn-Bru - the official non alcoholic beverage of all Scots. It's powers are legendary all over the great nation of Scotland as a hangover cure, aphrodisiac and drink that make it possible to bend lamp posts.

AKA Bru Lung
Man, I'm well fuckin rough... gie us a go on that bru sook.
by Bigmurd April 8, 2011
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A hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog. Your main man and confidante. The one who always knows when you say ifykyk.

Truly, a brotha from anotha motha'.
Will and I have been friends for years bro. He's my tru bru ace.
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A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.
"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"
by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003
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a fight or a brawl
a bru ha ha ensues.
by L SSSSSSquared December 22, 2007
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South African or Afrikaans-influenced slang. Literally means, "Sweet, my brother" or, "That is pleasing to me, my male friend". Phonetically - Shh-wheat mah brew.
You: I'll check you later, china.

Friend: Schweet my bru.
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a thing that people with mental health would say after they kill someone

ususally people named jett joe or greg
random person "hello" jett "ye no worries brus" random person "oh no its retarded
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When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.
"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"
by StepfordKnife April 10, 2014
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