Spreading open your vagina or ass for play, snacking or insertion.
For 50 bucks I'll crack it open for ya.
by The Snack January 31, 2005
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when a thug/male gets fucked in the booty,or raped when in prison or jail
i heard dat nigga got crack open in his booty last week... they are going to crack dat dude open in jail cuz he killed his moma
by man4man January 6, 2014
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I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 19, 2009
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1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
by (****()) August 23, 2022
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quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
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