Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.
"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)
by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014
by Bendover2x2 October 8, 2008
The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
by Dick Paul June 25, 2011
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010
by mbd8907 August 24, 2006
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 10, 2005
by cooterfuzz January 26, 2021