beverage dissemination officer

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

by Merry Dankmas October 21, 2020

Tasty Beverage

Conveys RADness or when something so totally like kicks ass and stuff.

a) B-man: Check out that Rolls Royce which happens to randomly be parked over there.
Kye: Tasty Beverage!
b) Edward: Ey, whats your name?
Lee: I'm tasty beverage.

by IDoNotEatPantzz August 30, 2010

Gateway Beverage

An alcoholic beverage one consumes prior to becoming drunk. A gateway beverage can be; beer, a Mike's Hard lemonade, a fruity beverage, Smirnoff Ice, etc . Consuming multiple gateway beverages "opens the gates" to the possibly of getting drunk or tipsy but does not necessarily mean you are getting drunk... just enjoying a couple beverages.

Gateway beverages include; Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff, Malt Beverage, Beer, Fruity Drink, Something cold blended with alcohol.

Friday night you come home and have a few Gateway Beverages with friends. Or Saturday afternoon by the pool a group of friends can have Gateway Beverages together.

by toothfairywannab October 16, 2010

The God of frozen beverages

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.

I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that

by Matt Evening March 20, 2007

Enjoy Your Beverage

Verb,(1) a phrase yelled at a person you just defeated, in an attempt to add insult to defeat. (2) A way of showing superiorority/excellence to a friend or foe in a polite way.

Person1-"Yo man, imma 'bout to win this.."
person2-"no way man i just scored the last point"
Person1-"Bull sh*t, you cheated!"
person2-"Shutup and Enjoy your Beverage."

by Byrd1324 April 19, 2011

Angry Beverage man

A man who works at a college, ex: University of Hartford, he usually stocks the cups my the drink machines and stares at the girls asses as the pass, also someone who makes sure that you use the appropriate bowl for ice cream, usually abbreviated as ABM

The Angry Beverage Man just looked at my girlfriends’ ass then he took my cup when I wanted to get ice cream and told me I need to get a bowl.

by Mike Randazzo September 25, 2007

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage gives you focus/memory enhancers and energy. The drink is becoming famous among college students because it helps them focus and stay energized.

I always study with NERD The Focus and Energy Beverage

by square222 March 17, 2009