university of hartford

An extremely expensive JAP and pretty boy resort which will not accept you without the possession of your daddy's Beamer.

One of the more populous colleges is known as Hillyer High, where students with no ambition or prospects for the future wither away.

Hi, my dad owns a dealership. I know how to drink Coors Light and I enjoy techno. What college should I go to? University of Hartford.

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Would you like fries with that?

by Hippie Eater March 17, 2008

University of Hartford

A joke of a school. The cost of attendance is far overpriced for this glorified high school. There is no regard for student actions so half of campus is like the wild west with alcohol and drugs. Academic programs have minimal employer intrigue as well as the non existing university prestige. Campus is a pile of bricks with no landmark features other than a river that will hopefully one day wash us all away. The only people who have heard about this school are the ones who mistake you for saying you attend "Harvard." Athletics is shockingly not a D2 or D3 program with the greater majority of sports having historical losing records. Everyone's inflated egos make social life difficult as all cliques think they are the greatest thing in CT. If you like a crappy hotel for $40,000 a semester, keystone, and Juul's by all means send an application in, you'll get in they approve nearly everyone.

University of Hartford
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"

by alrightkelly October 4, 2019