Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008
Get the Best Friendmug. Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
by oddballed January 23, 2010
Get the Best Friendmug. A person that will do anything and everything to make you happy... Even if it means putting on pink sunglasses and looking like an idiot just to make you laugh. Sometimes you might have an issue, but you always end up with each other again!
Girl 1: who's that dumby, that needs a haircut, sitting over there with a bunch of weirdos?
Me: that's my Best Friend!❤️
Me: that's my Best Friend!❤️
by Real_one_4_life! March 16, 2020
Get the Best Friendmug. by Sandra_ November 17, 2017
Get the Best Friendmug. Someone who cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.
by Mrs. McShizzle April 08, 2020
Get the Best Friendmug. by honesTEA15 February 25, 2019
Get the Best Friendmug. Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
by theChickenButt March 23, 2022
Get the Best Friendmug.