david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.

David Beckham is an idiot.

by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005

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DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

by GIRL March 14, 2005

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David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 14, 2008

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Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

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