Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.
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by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.
Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.
by spjork August 30, 2007
A cheater or an adulterer.
Derived from Ex Battalion member Jon “King Badger” Gutierrez who balatantly cheated on his wife.
Derived from Ex Battalion member Jon “King Badger” Gutierrez who balatantly cheated on his wife.
Gossiper 1: I just saw that guy with a different girl yesterday.
Gossiper 2: Wow, what a fucking badger.
Gossiper 2: Wow, what a fucking badger.
by Kinkikids April 25, 2019
by Squatting_neville November 7, 2016
"thats not an orc-horn"
by brandon heat January 31, 2005
Slang word created by a late night/early morning taxi driver in reference to the female genetalia. Later used as a chant during Leeds Festival 2005 whenever an attractive female were to walk past the obscure campsite. Also used as a method of finding ones way through the sea of tents to locate the campsite at 2 in the morning.
(rather attractive woman walks past) "badger!"
(when lost and trying to locate friends back at campsite) "Badger?"
(when lost and trying to locate friends back at campsite) "Badger?"
by Robj22 September 10, 2005
*yummy* I eat those...
by Dark Phoenix November 13, 2003