The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)
"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
by Mr Butlick November 5, 2015
v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".
Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!
Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!
Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!
by pseudonym778 August 6, 2012
Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."
Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.
by Qvack Duck December 7, 2007
Not even that fucking good
"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"
by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019
by Leahandbacon January 5, 2021
by Abigroundaapplause February 20, 2016
The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.
by xRavenx January 7, 2014