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MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
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monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.
I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke
by Dejatheking May 22, 2022
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monke :)
Me: ME AND MY MONKE :))))))))))))))))
by eaga September 30, 2021
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The monk effect

(noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.
G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
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gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe
"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"
by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012
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Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.
(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.
by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021
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MONKS

monks is everything and anything
Brock: Yo i failed the test
Me: damn thats monks
Brock 2: Yo i got a 100
Me: Damn thats Monks!
by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024
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