A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 31, 2020
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A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish
by Mr yeet August 15, 2019
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A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
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Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.
"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
by Optimustrain69rawrXD May 19, 2017
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Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.
Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster
by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019
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When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids
Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard
by Scurbird September 26, 2020
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When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.
by Minecraftplayer4000 August 7, 2021
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