When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
by Tyler jean November 24, 2016
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs
by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017
It is a special kind of muscle obtained from coding for too long every day, over the years. It is a special symptom that only happens to programmers (general term, including but not limited to developers, software engineers, data scientist, data analyst, etc. in a word, anyone who codes for a living).
by Kibberjebber August 31, 2017
A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021