1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn
1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
by FuckYeahMontana July 5, 2010
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A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life
by LiliiBilii November 24, 2021
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Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")
vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!
by peepeepoopoocacapants March 10, 2022
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A cat in a position where its arms and legs are tucked under its body, making the cat therefore look like a loaf of bread from a grocery store.
by Goofy456 November 3, 2022
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Love’s only a feeling
Love does not matter because LOAF, loyalty matters.
by Sadboi29 January 22, 2021
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