Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 16, 2019

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

totally

means definitely not in text speak

i’m totally fine

by djnwiek187382 September 25, 2021

totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.

(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd

by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024

Duncan Total Drama

duncan is a boy with 9 inch dayk and loves to party he is green mohawk from total drama and his nr1 fan is VEN1!!

Duncan: oi oi oi bakaaa
Ven: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW DUNCAN
Duncan: Sir sir sir yes yes yes i am duncan total drama i am me

by ILoveMaltesers February 3, 2025

Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

totally piggled

to be totally piggled, TP'd in short, piggled off my face, to be intoxicated to the max

i'm totally TP'd mate after that full weekend lickin my eyelids, how piggled are you?!...im "totally piggled" off my face

by pigglemeister May 26, 2011