Toy Pig

An eBay seller who keeps the good toys for themselves.

Retiredtoosoon won't sell me his Hugo, Man of a Thousand faces. What a toy pig!

by toypigbuster December 13, 2019

New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.

He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

toi

a person who is typing too fast and types toi instead of too

person 1-" I miss you toi"
person 2-"Toi?"
person 1-"Sry I meant too"
random person-"Youre such a toi"

by vimo April 8, 2017

ToI

A fucking trash ass tower

I failed f10 of ToI again! This tower is shit!

by Pokemonfangamer123 November 13, 2021

Toy Train

When you wear your girl out with every toy in the box.

Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?

Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!

by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard December 13, 2011

toi top

When a boy insert his peen into a girls vageen.

Hey Brad you know what I was thinking, me, you, my room.... toi top!

by Jameswheeler November 7, 2017