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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020
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Sponge

When your dirty cum sock can’t be used anymore it is a sponge
Bro I hit my sister in the head with my sponge
by Big_ball_man_420 October 29, 2020
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sponge

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋
by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021
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Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges
by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021
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Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.
Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him
by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021
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Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.
Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom
by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021
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