Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022

dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam February 27, 2014

Mormon Roadblock

When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.

I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.

by ChemiSPE August 26, 2021

mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 20, 2020

Mormon face

N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon

N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon

That girl definitely has Mormon Face.

by Spec.Ed April 9, 2021

mormon shotgun

When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.

That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.

by DancemasterJ August 28, 2017

mormon chicken burgers

Chick-Fil-A

"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel

by dfriemark February 15, 2019