spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

You wrong for that

When someone says something fkd up but could still be funny to you, on the inside you just know bro fkd up for pointin out something like that

Bro:That bih so skinny youd be hittin bones if u clapped
Jaishoin:man yo ass wrong for that 😭
Or
Jaishoin: Bro you wrong for that

by TornForum April 3, 2024

Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.

Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.

by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

Ear Wrong

The ear wrong

Nothin' more too it

"ear wrong"
"oh dang alright"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

Wrong

What I did... Is helping though people. What YOU are doing only harms me. You are not helping more deserving people... You are harming me in the hopes that, what, you can steal credit for helping the people that my action helped in such a way that you feel like YOU caused society to gain rather than lose? You know that's delusional, right? You are creating the danger for someone else's kid. You want type-X of person to not be able to suceed so you are forcing me to labor for the rest of my life and somehow you aren't a moral monster? Stop trying to be the decider or I am going to murder a child. I don't have to let you steal this from me and I'm not going to.

Hym "Wrong. You... Do not need to steal this from me. I don't have to let you. I don't care if you think your morality makes you think you are the goodest boy on the planet the net result will be the death of a child. If you used my work YOU did not help anyone. You COULDN'T help anyone because you are LESS. And if for you to help the people you want to help requires you to enslave people, control them psychologically, and erase them from history you are clearly not as moral as you think you are. Kids are going to die. That is reality. But you are not going to steal this from me WITHOUT at least one kid dying. You are a delusional fuck. That is all that is happening here. You are worse than I am."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024

Wrong

Jace. Not just any ordinary person, but Jace's are typically wrong, no matter what they do.

Sister: Wow, you are SOOOO Jace.
Brother: I'm so what?
Sister: You are are never right, so you are Jace. Always Jace.
Brother: I still don't get it.
Sister: It means you're wrong, duh!

by Koolkitty November 5, 2022