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Wrong Basket Ball

When a man plays basket ball and takes it all the way to another court and scores it over there like a big massive asshole
by Dartrix October 5, 2021
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100% wrong!

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.
Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024
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wrong number

A: "hotline miami 2 wrong number isnt that bad really"
B: "yeah but its not as good as the first game"
A: "shouldve been hotline miami 2 electric boogaloo"
by Fire in hole June 20, 2024
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Wrong send

When you're in DMs with someone and accidentally send the message to the wrong person. Like accidentally sending something to your BFF when you meant it for your crush.
(in DMs with BFF)

"hey, so i was thinking about our relationship..."

"oh my god you're in a relationship with me"

"shit wrong send" (deletes messages)
by slaptheBASS March 31, 2022
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Wrong

:whats the definition of wrong?
: joe is always wrong, just look at him
by alwaysrightsobffr January 20, 2023
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Don’t Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile
Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong
by Death Menace May 12, 2023
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Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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