Your wifey, or your female best friend, is the one and only bestie. You think she is beautiful and amazing- and you strongly believe in her. This doesn't make you gay, it's just a term you use for your best friend.
by Bobby Bill Von Joe July 19, 2017
by Absebt crew. December 29, 2017
An amateur porn star who's an internet legend like Heather Brook, Miss Swallows & Nina Hartley. She's a perfect wife because she's beautiful, loves oral and swallows.
by El Lobo Hombre December 14, 2010
Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"
The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.
The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!
The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.
She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely
The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.
So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.
The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!
The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.
She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely
The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.
So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS
Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
by mizindependant June 16, 2009
the real definition of Wifey is a stupid girl. A girl that will let a man walk all over her, talk to her however he wants and come home whenever he wants. A girl that is too stupid to realise that when her "man" says he's out "working", he's really out working other chicks. A wifey isn't a down ass chick, she's a stupid chick, and men can sense that... and who wouldnt want to have a stupid chick at home waiting on the clock for their ass? Women try so hard to be "Wifey" but lets be real... whats the point? Wifey is the one always getting cheated on...all wifey is really good for is cooking, cleaning the house, catering to her "man" and poppin babies out. Men would never wife a strong independant woman. Why? Because she won't take his bullshit... coming home whenever he wants, "working" late... cause a strong woman will do it right back to his ass... and let's face it... men can't handle that... they need a stupid chick.. one that isn't on their level.... so face it wifey's.... don't boost.... sure.. the name is cute and everything... but while you're sitting at home being wifey.... he's cheating with a down ass chick. Nuff Said.
Jermaine : "You chillin with your wifey tonight?"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"
by akaB January 1, 2008
MIchelle n Shana are ma closets wifey'z 4 lyfe. i luv yall {no homo shiit} ya boo stephanie d. u alradii kno
by stephy_bu May 17, 2008
A term commonly used by douche-bags on the internet to refer to their wife, fiance, or female partner. Generally employed by the same type of people who use the term preggers, hubby, or those who refer to their children as bunnies.
by AsswithaK September 1, 2010