towel dancing 

In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.

That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.

towel dancing by burghprof March 21, 2011

RG-400 Smart Towel 

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"

Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off

RG-400 Smart Towel by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010

turd towel 

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.

With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.

turd towel by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Tommy the Towel 

Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.

Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".

GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!

Tommy the Towel by urbigbrother June 11, 2011

Know where your towel is 

To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.

Man, you really know where your towel is!

Know where your towel is by oh, no-one really August 29, 2010

fuck towel 

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.

I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.

fuck towel by fluffy June 17, 2006

throw in the towel 

To quit.

This phrase comes from boxing. When a boxer is too beat up to continue, his coach throws a towel into the ring to signal that the fight is over.

1) The company threw in the towel after losing all of its major customers.

2) Mike 'Boom Boom' DeNola threw in the towel after three rounds. He'll probably have to spend a few days in the hospital, followed by a long convalescence in Miami.

throw in the towel by VAKI5 May 14, 2005